17 January - Compo!!

I was taught a long time ago by a former employer that if you injure yourself at work, you have to yell Compo at the top of your voice as the injury occurs, or else you get nothing!

I yelled when this happened today, but there was nobody else in the office so I guess I get nothing.
Which leads to the age old question of zen- if you injure yourself and yell Compo but there is nobody there
To hear, did you really injure yourself?

PS - at the time my arm looked a lot worse than the photo shows! Honest.